Polyhedral dice appear,
giving gamers much to fear.
Players show up unannounced,
and promptly characters get trounced.
Fighter, Rogue, Cleric, Mage,
stoke the Dungeon Master’s rage.
Defeating all his NPCs,
racking up those EXPs.
Lich’s plot, and dragon’s scheme,
foiled by door, illusion’s dream.
Mayhem-bringers at the table,
their characters least likely fabled.